someone always steals the joke.

Arg, they took the comma.

Dadjokes is over yonder.

I did not know if punctuation would take away from the joke.

Because they can't take a joke

Told my doc about my compulsive habit of shop lifting, he diagnosed me as a kleptomaniac and told me I'm gonna have to take something for it.

I was a maniokleptic. I walked backwards through shops putting things on the shelves.