because they always take things, literally

Edit: credit goes to another redditor in a secret sub

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externalLaxness t1_jeexu4a wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:56 PM

#2,532,744

Arg, they took the comma.

ChrisGeritol t1_jeexvaz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:56 PM

#2,532,758

Dadjokes is over yonder.

Buddy2269 t1_jeey05k wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:57 PM

#2,532,804

someone always steals the joke.

RecommendationNo9205 t1_jeeyk6p wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:01 PM

#2,532,996

Replying to Buddy2269 (#2,532,804)

Far better then original

7zVEpXnhdj t1_jeeymm9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:01 PM

#2,533,022

I did not know if punctuation would take away from the joke.

[deleted] t1_jeezmhz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:08 PM

#2,533,347

Replying to Buddy2269 (#2,532,804)

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bunniesandberries t1_jefhnqn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:05 PM

#2,539,109

Because they can't take a joke

iShitSkittles t1_jefjw1i wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:19 PM

#2,539,778

Told my doc about my compulsive habit of shop lifting, he diagnosed me as a kleptomaniac and told me I'm gonna have to take something for it.

TheJpow OP t1_jefk8jm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:21 PM

#2,539,892

Replying to iShitSkittles (#2,539,778)

Lmao

1963Jan t1_jegegs1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:42 PM

#2,549,621

I was a maniokleptic. I walked backwards through shops putting things on the shelves.