Submitted by playingwithechoes t3_1270yon in Jokes
Her first cruise was on Noah's Ark.
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[deleted] t1_jec0edv wrote
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[deleted] t1_jec14va wrote
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ktka t1_jec5vp8 wrote
Her first cruise was on Noah's Ark. Many thanks to her for saving the gorillas.
circus4fools_u_me t1_jec75p0 wrote
She also so fat she counted as two animals
CelticBlue22 t1_jeclc28 wrote
Your momma is so old she farts dust
unlimited_mcgyver t1_jecnp7i wrote
So does that make me Jesus's cousin or some shit?
marycartlizer t1_jecr7r0 wrote
My mom isn't that old, but she did teach Jesus in Sunday school.
RolloutTieDispenser t1_ject8ro wrote
She was the inspiration for Archimedes phrase: "Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world"
SnooLentils3803 t1_jecw7y9 wrote
Her chiropractor is a paleontologist.
carlcast t1_jecwljj wrote
She so fat she's counted as one ecosystem
5thPhantom t1_jecxdli wrote
That’s why the mammoth is extinct. She was confused for two of them.
stillonrtsideofgrass t1_jed1ivl wrote
Yo momma so fat, when she jumped into the ocean for a swim it caused the 40 days of rain for Noah’s ark to float.
jet_heller t1_jed293m wrote
Huh. I was expecting to see something about how whales never were on the Ark.
Cheyde t1_jed7oj6 wrote
Yo mama so old, she honeymooned on Pangaea
regrettablyold t1_jed9w9f wrote
Didn't Archimedes really say, "Yo momma so fat, give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall still not be able to move her fat ass"?
Due-Ad8230 t1_jedccqx wrote
She went to donate blood and they said, "Sorry ma'am this blood group has been discontinued".
australianstreetart t1_jedu6qq wrote
Ya Mama so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
SnooCupcakes9855 t1_jeedgty wrote
Noah said 2 x 2, yo momma went on sideways
SnooCupcakes9855 t1_jeedrk0 wrote
They told your momma, "Sorry ma'am, we ran out of mashed potatoes, so we don't need anymore blood type Gravy!"
AyAyy-Ron t1_jeefe9k wrote
She was the ark
[deleted] t1_jeeitsx wrote
This joke is so old, it's prehistoric. Just like yo momma
Independent-One9917 t1_jeeusay wrote
She witnessed the big bang
Competitive-Ladder-3 t1_jefzmth wrote
She masturbated and that’s how we got the flood…
Silverwhitemango t1_jegd8od wrote
She is the big bang
70A782FE t1_jebzkrl wrote
This is what I get for sorting by new