Submitted by Phippsy771 t3_124nu2a in Jokes
It said “chill in the fridge for an hour”
I nearly died
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Philcycles84 t1_jdzze43 wrote
Fuckin' love Reddit!!!
Waitsfornoone t1_je06hyc wrote
Is pot legal where you live? Just askin'.
AmnesiaInnocent t1_je0fxsi wrote
So tell me: does the light stay on?
peter_the_martian t1_je0t5mm wrote
Oh I, I just died in the fridge tonight, it must’ve been something you said.
peter_the_martian t1_je0ta5d wrote
Like when you get brain freeze. Supposed to get jackulite for yo brain
ThreeRaccoonsInMyAss t1_je0wq9n wrote
Its stays on for 6 months and then it stays off for 6 months. Just like at the poles.
SusSwingingTurd t1_je0y22s wrote
Must've been something he read
viking-sailor t1_je0zrsg wrote
Good thing it didn't ask you to freeze it overnight.
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Metroflektor t1_je0zyk8 wrote
-Must have been something you ate.
Phippsy771 OP t1_je10z5u wrote
You seen the bulls?
Phippsy771 OP t1_je10zuz wrote
reikutohno t1_je110pb wrote
Sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Phippsy771 OP t1_je1135m wrote
Must of been something i see saw
truly_big t1_je13oxh wrote
this is the day I delete reddit
Impressive_Cup_6398 t1_je1455n wrote
I don't think you know what literally means.
random_name_543 t1_je1b13m wrote
Did you tenderize the meat first?
Phippsy771 OP t1_je1cmss wrote
If it said it I wouldn’t of gone in the fridge forget the freezer
PiisAWheeL t1_je1iao3 wrote
Never literally Grammer properly apparently either...
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_je1jsr2 wrote
Did you embarrass the salad? Did you see her dressing...?
Don't eat the chocolate pudding or drink the lemonade!
No_BIiss t1_je1k5o8 wrote
I don’t even blame you
General_Hyde t1_je1oy3l wrote
DAAAAAAA bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls (has heart attack, “dies”, gets revived) da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls
JohnAStark t1_je1q0d6 wrote
This reminds me of one of my favorite stories of my son as a boy scout.
To get his cooking badge he had to plan the meals for a troop weekend outing - breakfasts, lunches and dinners - buy on budget, with healthy foods, organize the preparation of the food, and do much of the cooking himself.
For the final dinner the desert was to be a "dump cake", the instructions said: mix all ingredients in a pan and chill for an hour. Well, he took that to mean "chill out", not put on ice... with inedible, but hilarious results.
We still joke about it to this day...
amerkanische_Frosch t1_je1qd54 wrote
Yeah, I had a similar problem.
My wife came into the kitchen and caught me jumping, gyrating and flailing my hands and feet around while all the while holding a bottle of orange juice.
She asked me just what the hell was going on, so I explained to her.
"It says here, 'Shake thoroughly before drinking'".
thevegantrex t1_je1trer wrote
Grammar good. Learn we must. Yes.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_je1wd9w wrote
So I shouldn’t beat the eggs and whip cream?
veerbahadur9083 t1_je1xu2e wrote
You are supposed to take them literally but you should know you are cooking food and not yourself
[deleted] t1_je1yv32 wrote
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HammerMartell t1_je20vui wrote
Did the headless chicken ask you, “what did you do? I ate a worm”
ContributionGrand138 t1_je21kp9 wrote
Not if recipe says Chill Uncovered 🤔
Mediocre_Metal_7174 t1_je221l4 wrote
Cake instructions said to grease the bottom of my pan. Now my oven is on fire.
Luked0g44O t1_je26798 wrote
With An Appetite For Destruction.
Luked0g44O t1_je26dkj wrote
Musta ate something before bed.
Bad-Dragon-Master t1_je26i6k wrote
r/suddenlyrunescape
eatenbyalion t1_je271uq wrote
It told me to marry Nate. Is a civil partnership ok?
Luked0g44O t1_je278ai wrote
Performed by: The (Fart) Cutting Crew.
griftertm t1_je29j7v wrote
Quite the plan you’re cooking up
MagicSteve61 t1_je2ljsi wrote
What do I think about sex on tv??? Hurts like hell.
Mean-Top9087 t1_je2pw8y wrote
Whip until stiff.
ShakeForProtein t1_je2rhmd wrote
You had it easy mate, I had to stand in boiling water.
rockyPK t1_je2twub wrote
And an oxygen mask
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_je3348j wrote
They don't even tell you what game you have to beat the eggs at.
vyprrgirl t1_je38hss wrote
It’s not his fault—the word got left out of the dictionary, just like the word gullible did
mightyjoe227 t1_je3eeqr wrote
You fold in the egg...
mightyjoe227 t1_je3ei6v wrote
My teacher learned me...
bjscript t1_je3plqd wrote
When I was a little kid, I made a cake. The directions said to use two eggs.
It said nothing about taking them out of the shells first.
Very crunchy cake.
I also made some fudge with the consistency of concrete. Could suck on a piece for weeks.
Bill
Ok-Quantity-9811 t1_je49eod wrote
Overheard: "I thought the shells were the egg whites?!"
melvinsylar7 t1_je4a3x6 wrote
Did you marinate yourself with the spices and herbs? You gotta season well, if not you gonna freeze to death
Ok-Illustrator643 t1_je55ulg wrote
Lol
PiisAWheeL t1_je7jk0z wrote
But how, Mr Anderson, can you speak when you have no mouth?
MoistCity530 t1_jdzz1tj wrote
You're supposed to wear a jacket