Submitted by TimeOk8571 t3_125yut5 in Jokes
She just wanted another smash hit!
Comments
Jaikus t1_je6mbt4 wrote
Eh, isn't doing it for me.
_wandering_heart t1_je6o4mt wrote
She wanted to try some new hair gel...
_wandering_heart t1_je6ojjp wrote
It was too eairly in the day to get smashed.
_wandering_heart t1_je6pkht wrote
Someone told her to "hit the powder" and she took it literally.
[deleted] t1_je6pzwv wrote
[deleted]
_wandering_heart t1_je6qd78 wrote
She said her skiing instructor is a pain in the ass...
doginjoggers t1_je6rh6c wrote
I think you're confusing Cameron Diaz with Gwyneth Paltrow
_wandering_heart t1_je6zcoq wrote
Oh shit I'm dumb
_wandering_heart t1_je704b8 wrote
She went with her new love interest, when asked about the releationship she said "I am really falling for him."
LeTouatteRatte t1_je7zhsc wrote
She was egged on.
A break from her vaginal egg in.
TimeOk8571 OP t1_je9b4bc wrote
Ya, I admit this joke sucks. I’ll do better next time.
Philogelos_Andras t1_je6m9uc wrote
Freshen up that candle smell...