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harmlessbreakage954 t1_je2rcyw wrote

My girlfriend used to have a mood ring,

when she was happy it was a beautiful shade of green.

When she was sad it was a beautiful deep blue.

And when she was angry it’d leave a bright red mark of my face.

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BelloBoss t1_je3k81g wrote

Don't piss off a crazy chick. They are nuts and go bananas over simple things

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melvinsylar7 t1_je4agix wrote

That's the opposite of a horny guy. They have banana and nut over anything.

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Bettercram81 t1_je2s3x6 wrote

I’ll have to tell my wife this joke. She’ll love it. She’ll giggle, look lovingly into my eyes, and regret the day she left me and took custody of my children.

Thanks!

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Groucho-Marxist50 t1_je3bxhu wrote

You lost all emotion when it was stolen. At least you won’t have to care about it anymore. 🙃

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Dexter_Douglas_415 t1_je5gyzh wrote

I remember when Tracy Jordan told this joke on 30 Rock. Hilarious.

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