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harmlessbreakage954 t1_je2rcyw wrote

My girlfriend used to have a mood ring,

when she was happy it was a beautiful shade of green.

When she was sad it was a beautiful deep blue.

And when she was angry it’d leave a bright red mark of my face.

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BelloBoss t1_je3k81g wrote

Don't piss off a crazy chick. They are nuts and go bananas over simple things

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melvinsylar7 t1_je4agix wrote

That's the opposite of a horny guy. They have banana and nut over anything.

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