I'm not sure how I feel about that.

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harmlessbreakage954 t1_je2rcyw wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:01 AM

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My girlfriend used to have a mood ring,

when she was happy it was a beautiful shade of green.

When she was sad it was a beautiful deep blue.

And when she was angry it’d leave a bright red mark of my face.

Bettercram81 t1_je2s3x6 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:06 AM

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I’ll have to tell my wife this joke. She’ll love it. She’ll giggle, look lovingly into my eyes, and regret the day she left me and took custody of my children.

Thanks!

[deleted] t1_je2sqaq wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:11 AM

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Groucho-Marxist50 t1_je3bxhu wrote on March 29, 2023 at 2:37 AM

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You lost all emotion when it was stolen. At least you won’t have to care about it anymore. 🙃

BelloBoss t1_je3k81g wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:47 AM

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Replying to harmlessbreakage954 (#2,432,815)

Don't piss off a crazy chick. They are nuts and go bananas over simple things

melvinsylar7 t1_je4agix wrote on March 29, 2023 at 9:15 AM

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Replying to BelloBoss (#2,438,472)

That's the opposite of a horny guy. They have banana and nut over anything.

Dexter_Douglas_415 t1_je5gyzh wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:35 PM

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I remember when Tracy Jordan told this joke on 30 Rock. Hilarious.