Submitted by do_yu_koto_da t3_1278lc1 in Jokes
They can't keep a straight face.
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human_peeler t1_jed51mp wrote
They suck more than jokes...
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Papadopium t1_jed8vr9 wrote
Because this is what they like to do in general not only at telling jokes!
dark_glowing_rainbow t1_jedcfgn wrote
Can confirm
Difficult-Reach-5205 t1_jedcydu wrote
be it a transgender and a joke has multiple meaning
Revolutionary_Crew80 t1_jedf61i wrote
Can confirm as well
Source: am gay
Clearhead09 t1_jedfqvx wrote
They always get it, in the end
RogerPirate_ t1_jediesx wrote
They suck at telling jokes ‘cause they got better business to mind..
Turd_ferguson42069 t1_jedj69d wrote
I don't get it
Revolutionary_Crew80 t1_jedj8rn wrote
Dicks. Gays suck dicks, lol
Sander08481 t1_jedjizv wrote
Cuz there too busy sucking other things
SpeedyHAM79 t1_jedlru1 wrote
I laughed more at this than the original joke. Well done.
Melokhy t1_jedr6ji wrote
Well, that's not good, people with other name than Dick may want to be sucked too!
StrikingExcitement79 t1_jedt2km wrote
And here am i, thinking they just loves to suck.
Spike-Ball t1_jedtdj4 wrote
I still don't know what LGBT stands for; every time I ask, i never get a straight answer.
Spike-Ball t1_jedtezw wrote
They literally suck each other's dick at the same time. It's pretty hawt.
Longjumping_Bid_2651 t1_jedutad wrote
Argh, be it a transgender matey
Aaron_de_Utschland t1_jee14pq wrote
Nice one!
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AwkwardConversationz t1_jee3mz9 wrote
very inappropiate, but also okay because it was too funny
Miami_Cracker t1_jee4q47 wrote
Can confirm. Source: not named Dick.
Mr_Pombastic t1_jee7m7n wrote
As a gay guy, I don't think it's inappropriate at all! Gay jokes are great when the punchline isn't "haha that's so gaaay" or just lazy stereotypes.
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Worried_Pomelo9010 t1_jee9vq9 wrote
Lgbtq2++i÷2×3+4
sirpunsalot69 t1_jeeaevg wrote
Alright let’s stop with the gay jokes.
Cum on you guyzzz.
AffectionateArm1712 t1_jeely6f wrote
Nice. Just nice.
Ok_Elk_4333 t1_jeemorw wrote
Exactly. This is not offensive in the slightest, the complete content of the punchline is a pun based on the terms used to describe straight and gay people.
liquid_profane t1_jeemrt7 wrote
Take my updoot you beautiful bastard!
workergnome t1_jeemv3b wrote
So tryyx
liquid_profane t1_jeemvfy wrote
Can confirm as well
Source: am gay too
DesignerTex t1_jeeo1xn wrote
They have a mouth full of......oh nevermind. Straight face, got it.
Frequent-Bee-3016 t1_jeept2q wrote
The most predictable joke, and it’s always great.
redecided t1_jeeqlav wrote
I can only speak for myself. I don't know Dick.
Informal_Thought3158 t1_jeer6nx wrote
I'm not gay but my boyfriend is, he prob reach around and slap me if he heard me say that
Positive_Ad_2458 t1_jeeswp6 wrote
Idk. One of the best jokes I ever heard was from a lesbian comedienne who's skit went, "There would be less lesbians in the world if men were any good to women in bed. Like, there should be a whore house for women Where the men are paid to listen and act like they care about what their clients are dealing with, pedicures, and massages. And later, at that moment of climax (which has a money-back guaranteed delivery.) the men have to cry out, "CAN'T BELIEVE HOW GREAT YOUR SHOES MATCH YOUR DRESS!!!. She also said that she likes to mess with men and that the last man she was with asked if he had hurt her when she groaned. Her response was, "No your not hurting me; your ANNOYING me! You think you could hurt me with that ?!!!" I mean ouch!!! But still funny as shit. 😆
queenvie808 t1_jeet83a wrote
Worried_Pomelo9010 t1_jeetikx wrote
This is a very ironic subreddit name...
Over-Performer-1036 t1_jeew8q9 wrote
Luigi got big titties
shantired t1_jeex1rc wrote
DeSantis? I thought you were battling Disney.
Needleintheback t1_jeexu3e wrote
As a tri-sexual, I'll try anything😘
OldDirtyIrish6987 t1_jeeyct2 wrote
This was funnier than the actual joke.
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Evening-Tomatillo-47 t1_jef3vii wrote
Isn't that try-sexual?
rattymcratface t1_jef3w4u wrote
also, they generally enjoy sucking.
AdExtra2795 t1_jef59ox wrote
I’m transgender and it seems like my son would just stare through me as if I wasn’t even there.
Then it dawned on me.
I’m a trans-parent!
Spiritual-Range-6101 t1_jef6se9 wrote
Mammary mia!
Spiritual-Range-6101 t1_jef7cea wrote
Yo ho ho and a bottle of estrogen/testosterone!
Whichever floats your boat
Purple-Librarian7072 t1_jef7cn4 wrote
...the rear end
Purple-Librarian7072 t1_jef7f8a wrote
Bukkake???
Longjumping_Bid_2651 t1_jef7i1s wrote
Hehe, I'm sad the comment has downvotes, but also I love the spelling
We need more pirate transgender people with their growing / lack of ye old booty
Luked0g44O t1_jef8e2v wrote
What’s the square root of 69?
Eight something.
Eli_The_Rainwing t1_jef8v3v wrote
To busy with the homies
Otyscambel2004 t1_jefajjm wrote
They are taught not to talk with their mouths full
GuzziR1d3r t1_jefbccm wrote
Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato.
LogicalComa t1_jefdx4a wrote
I think this one would also be good with "Why are gay people not good at poker?" >Because they can't keep a straight face.
captainzanypants t1_jefelam wrote
Because jokes aren’t filled with poop
oomnimercy t1_jeffpqm wrote
Can confirm as well
Source: am pansexual
Raina_Tasnia_Zaman t1_jefgj2a wrote
They keep a gay face
Raina_Tasnia_Zaman t1_jefgkxh wrote
They keep a gay face
lemoinem t1_jefhdd9 wrote
Which makes it tri-sexual (homo, hetero, and try, see, tri)
Skyelyn-J-Rose t1_jefigj2 wrote
That is a damn good sandwich
DezzyLad t1_jefj9r4 wrote
I was going to make a gay joke... Butt fuck it.
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uthini_mfowethu t1_jefk5ak wrote
So is a regular LGBT sandwich... According to the latest PH survey.
AverageOccidental t1_jefohdx wrote
Ngl I thought the punchline was gonna be something really bad like “‘Cause they’re good at it”
Morpho_Plasmatic t1_jefopj5 wrote
Because they are gay
kaiwulf t1_jefr06u wrote
As a buy-sexual, I would like to give you $1000 for one night with your comment
Sonyguyus t1_jeftmky wrote
I thought it was because they’d couldn’t wait to get to the end
MrMrudog t1_jefukwe wrote
Awesome reply!!! Ya beat me to it!!!
turtleeatingbrick t1_jefum4p wrote
I thought about making a gay joke, butt fuck it.
Hidi2 t1_jefuti2 wrote
Its lesbian,gay,bi,trans
Werewolfneedstherapy t1_jefv0ti wrote
I’m a tomato now
tucktight t1_jefxfdr wrote
Because they're too busy sucking cock?
DesperateMongoose877 t1_jefy3p0 wrote
What's the original joke then?
Ok_Profession_1020 t1_jeg11dy wrote
r/angryupvote
Fickle-Passenger-151 t1_jeg1sk3 wrote
As a straight male, I laughed. very hard.
c0dyw0dy27 t1_jeg39p3 wrote
How does this make sense?
SterlingToguy t1_jeg3fcy wrote
You’re clearly missing seeing the funny gays like Steve de gay
GU2CU t1_jeg5j4u wrote
The cell mate turned to his cell mate with that look. I’m ready for you come over here. They begin to move closer to each other. And the one cell mate begins to take control of the situation. Turns his partner around and is now behind him. He begins to kiss and nip at his ear behind him. The other cells stays. Stop that. No fucking gay shit!
pansexplorer t1_jeg7ddk wrote
As always, the best joke is in the comments. 🤣
Diligent_Gear_2938 t1_jega8za wrote
Like can't keep a straight face... Because they aren't straight!
Fit-Leg-684 t1_jeghx48 wrote
Nice one
AdAcceptable1700 t1_jegjq3f wrote
I am a wish-sexual. I wish someone was available for sex!🤣🤣
Spike-Ball t1_jegmjxm wrote
That's so gay.
Spike-Ball t1_jegohb4 wrote
¡Ay Deus mio!
mac2914 t1_jegtxpj wrote
Their delivery is tough to swallow.
DeerEnvironmental869 t1_jegxptt wrote
Uyy
misterflerfy t1_jeh552x wrote
i have an r/antijokes version but i think it would get me a ban
coastalJuncture t1_jed4mcu wrote
As a bi-sexual, i could go either way with this joke.