Archimedes had his bath (buoyancy). Newton had his apple (gravity). Poincaré had his... Submitted by RolloutTieDispenser t3_12380h9 on March 27, 2023 at 2:15 AM in Jokes Hairy balls 6 comments 21
RolloutTieDispenser OP t1_jdtllt3 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 2:16 AM #2,382,791 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem 3
Waitsfornoone t1_jdts1na wrote on March 27, 2023 at 3:11 AM #2,383,729 That was over a century ago. Can you imagine how hairy they are now? 1
Ibbiboi101 t1_jdtxoex wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:04 AM #2,384,495 Replying to Waitsfornoone (#2,383,729) His balls will be the repunzel of balls :| 2
RolloutTieDispenser OP t1_jdu1win wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:49 AM #2,385,018 Replying to Waitsfornoone (#2,383,729) The shear volume of hair would probably displace a great deal of water. And we all know what gravity does over time to things that hang. 2
alogbetweentworocks t1_jdu8f9p wrote on March 27, 2023 at 6:07 AM #2,385,725 I must admit. This is deep, balls deep. 1
regrettablyold t1_jdx8yk8 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 9:21 PM #2,400,955 You can't comb them, but can you shave them? 1
RolloutTieDispenser OP t1_jdtllt3 wrote
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem