Submitted by PantsyFants t3_11nvdja in Jokes
Because vampires are neck romancers
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Briaaanz t1_jbp8e5u wrote
Grrr. Lick my wounds and call it. U won my upvote. That was a joke i could really sink my teeth into. It didn't suck, it didn't make me cross. I wish i could mirror your example, just can't see how.
saltesc t1_jbp9517 wrote
God damn it.
Klotzster t1_jbpa5cp wrote
Oh, great. Now we're going to have Vampire Giraffes
Imguran t1_jbpf9sl wrote
Now I'm going to have to watch Interview again.
MagicMark0511 t1_jbpmy6a wrote
How do you beat a vampire at poker?
Raise the stakes!
edlee98765 t1_jbpznsm wrote
Bad jokes are like vampires.
They suck.
humperty t1_jbq9fvk wrote
You'll get no fangs from me.
peter_the_martian t1_jbq9kul wrote
I once dated a vampire, accidentally killed her when I made her garlic shrimp scampi
xanthraxoid t1_jbqd4f1 wrote
Ouch, this joke is a pain in the neck!
Smaptey t1_jbqf359 wrote
Ohhhhhh
Mantonythe1st t1_jbr85vi wrote
How are you delivering these puns with the speed and confidence of Robin Williams??
Briaaanz t1_jbr8m2p wrote
Cause I'm Batman
Guitardude_33 t1_jbraor5 wrote
Grrr. Aaarrrg.
Arkvoodle42 t1_jbrdij8 wrote
"I once went to a doctor; all he did was take blood samples from my neck.
Do not go see Dr. Acula."
blackdragonstory t1_jbru1n6 wrote
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jbs2b6h wrote
That’s not original. Check Terry Pratchett’s second disc world book, “The Light Fantastic”.
UndersizedGiant t1_jbt1csc wrote
Maybe he’s Terry pratchett
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Briaaanz t1_jbt94pt wrote
So maybe I'm missing the joke here, but with the Robin Williams and Terry Pratchett comments, are people saying I'm plagiarizing?
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jbttu0h wrote
We’ll, it is good to give credit where it’s due, IF that’s where you got it. If you thought of it without outside influence then good for you.
Briaaanz t1_jbty238 wrote
I came up with my response on my own... but with puns, there's a limited number for each topic, so overlap is pretty much inevitable. Like the Batman response... I was riffing off of "Robin" Williams comment, vampire joke, and the "cause I'm Batman" meme. I don't that Terry Pratchett would've had such a response and for my reasons
Alert-Bit305 t1_jbu6nm3 wrote
So Pratchett crawled of the grave to make that joke? He's rooming with Robin Williams and Mark Twain now? Or maybe Terry was buried with his phone, charger, and they put in an outlet down there?
phadrus56 t1_jbp72ui wrote
Ouch. Upvote