What is green and sticky and smells like bacon? Submitted by GnarlyNarhwal t3_122zsp7 on March 26, 2023 at 9:11 PM in Jokes Kermit the Frogs fingers 7 comments 3
fffsefsefes t1_jdsjg3k wrote on March 26, 2023 at 9:16 PM ShittyJokeExplainerBot is taking a break, so I will give it a shot. Kermit got tired of dealing with Miss Piggy so he cooked her and ate her with his bare hands. Permalink 18 MightyCup t1_jdttmfd wrote on March 27, 2023 at 3:25 AM Oh phew, I thought he was finger banging her. Thanks! Permalink Parent 1
MightyCup t1_jdttmfd wrote on March 27, 2023 at 3:25 AM Oh phew, I thought he was finger banging her. Thanks! Permalink Parent 1
fffsefsefes t1_jdsjg3k wrote
ShittyJokeExplainerBot is taking a break, so I will give it a shot.
Kermit got tired of dealing with Miss Piggy so he cooked her and ate her with his bare hands.