“How did you get in my house?”
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General_Freed t1_jd8mfyk wrote
I will never, ever again donate Blood!
All those Questions...
Where did you get that Blood?
Why is it in a Bucket?
Ishidan01 t1_jd8t3ca wrote
I'm a locksmith...and I'm a locksmith.
Oh wait wrong joke
TaliesinMerlin t1_jd9co6p wrote
I asked my doctor if I would be able to play the piano after the operation.
She said, "How did you get in my house?!"
vayloo10 t1_jd9f1b1 wrote
This is good
Eichmil t1_jd9wc2s wrote
Donate a kidney and you're a hero. Donate six and it's nothing but questions.
Malzun t1_jda8xou wrote
Binding on two...
balancedas t1_jda9hp4 wrote
Hello youtube, this is the Lock Picking Lawyer
kasakin t1_jdahbol wrote
Never pay taxes.
RaisinSudden3046 t1_jdb5zjj wrote
I’m a time traveler
HouseCravenRaw t1_jd7v2ha wrote
When I bring a woman breakfast in bed, I want to hear "thank you" not "who are you and how'd you get in my house".