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RightSniff t1_jczxlzc wrote

Like a USB stick it takes me at least three tries to insert it right.

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FooJenkins t1_jczy5cn wrote

People aren’t joking when they call your mom a smart ass

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[deleted] t1_jczvhar wrote

first jizz joke I've seen on this sub that's actually funny.

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tetchilyEngage t1_jczw7xj wrote

This number (37.5 Mb) gets reported all of the time and it's very wrong. A single sperm has 3.5 billion base pairs of DNA in it. Since there are 4 possible bases, that means each position in DNA could store four bits of information. That gives 14 billion bits of information. Assuming 8 bits per byte, that 1.75 billion bytes of information or 1.63 Gb (at 1,073,741,824 bytes per gigabyte). That corresponds to roughly 43 times as much information as 37.5 Mb.

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ScientistNathan t1_jczzmg4 wrote

What if you factor in DNA methylation

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Inviolable_Flame t1_jd05c3m wrote

Funny and smart. That is a rare combination; kudos.

I don't always drink, but when I do, I methylate my DNA. I am the most genetically dysfunctional man in the world. Stay lonely my friends.

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Ok_Swan_3053 t1_jd0idp7 wrote

The Dada could be low if it comes from a corrupted hard drive.

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Old_Fart_on_pogie t1_jd004zw wrote

But can you run Doom on it?

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mutilatedxlips OP t1_jd00iyz wrote

It's actually called Poon, and it comes with guaranteed hours of hand-held fun.

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ctesla01 t1_jd05v1p wrote

Yet to find out; mine's still buffering..

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Xygnux t1_jd2flz0 wrote

You aren't supposed to play it for hours at a time. In fact if it is left on for more than four hours you may need to consult a technician.

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MrPrul t1_jczypkh wrote

Is it necessary to do a backup?

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portuga1 t1_jczztdr wrote

The bandwizz is impressive. What’s your provider?

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TheTalkingMagpie t1_jd0065o wrote

No wonder downloading porn took so long back in the days of dial up modems!

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Ok_Swan_3053 t1_jd0hsn0 wrote

Depending on position it could be a data upload or down load from the hard drive. Don't forget about back door access for some data.

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Arkvoodle42 t1_jd0l8rk wrote

Three hundred zillion sperm & THAT's the one that got through.

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DerpVaderXXL t1_jd2kp00 wrote

Still using a floppy drive I see. And a 3.5 inch at that.

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not_a_droid t1_jd0e845 wrote

More proof we are destructive; or invasive

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aeroglava t1_jd0yep5 wrote

Don't fret, I'm sure you'll manage.

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Quinexalt t1_jd12b71 wrote

I have to be that asshole who points out that 1,000 TB is a PB so you should have said 1.5875 PB.

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dickangstrom t1_jd1ouf0 wrote

And, I'm the asshole that has to chime in to say OP didn't really have to, though. They could've just as easily moved the decimal a bunch and stated it in yottabytes. There's no rule that says what SI prefix you have to use, convenient as it might be.

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Quinexalt t1_jd2jkml wrote

Would you also say 1,000 million instead of a billion?

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dickangstrom t1_jd3ajay wrote

I could if I wanted to! The point is it's not wrong to do so.

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Quinexalt t1_jd3f3gc wrote

It is wrong and you're all gonna burn in Hades!!!

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duglarri t1_jd1ntyw wrote

But the new sperm from LG coming out next month contains four times as much.

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loadofcobblers t1_jd44usa wrote

Fun fact: LG is the company that used to be called Lucky Goldsperm.

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intheyard305 t1_jd5pexd wrote

So people are just wasting information errywhere, in toilets, bushes pillows, sock, vaginas, anuses etc. Never thought of that. Redditors are such deep thinkers🧐

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lightcon_consumed t1_jd0n5kc wrote

For some people that is the fastest data transfer they will ever see!

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