Submitted by mutilatedxlips t3_11wuv3o in Jokes
Meanwhile ejaculation is equivalent to a data transfer of roughly 1,587.5TB. Now, that's a lot of information to swallow.
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tetchilyEngage t1_jczw7xj wrote
This number (37.5 Mb) gets reported all of the time and it's very wrong. A single sperm has 3.5 billion base pairs of DNA in it. Since there are 4 possible bases, that means each position in DNA could store four bits of information. That gives 14 billion bits of information. Assuming 8 bits per byte, that 1.75 billion bytes of information or 1.63 Gb (at 1,073,741,824 bytes per gigabyte). That corresponds to roughly 43 times as much information as 37.5 Mb.
NumidianWiring79 t1_jczwt9s wrote
Not for your mom..
RightSniff t1_jczxlzc wrote
Like a USB stick it takes me at least three tries to insert it right.
FooJenkins t1_jczy5cn wrote
People aren’t joking when they call your mom a smart ass
Callabrantus t1_jczynu8 wrote
How many gigs in a jizzabyte?
MrPrul t1_jczypkh wrote
Is it necessary to do a backup?
dbsx75 t1_jczzlgy wrote
ScientistNathan t1_jczzmg4 wrote
What if you factor in DNA methylation
portuga1 t1_jczztdr wrote
The bandwizz is impressive. What’s your provider?
mutilatedxlips OP t1_jd000zb wrote
Wouldn't hurt to fire each nut individually
mutilatedxlips OP t1_jd003jt wrote
Good thing she doesn't spit
Old_Fart_on_pogie t1_jd004zw wrote
But can you run Doom on it?
TheTalkingMagpie t1_jd0065o wrote
No wonder downloading porn took so long back in the days of dial up modems!
mutilatedxlips OP t1_jd00iyz wrote
It's actually called Poon, and it comes with guaranteed hours of hand-held fun.
Inviolable_Flame t1_jd04ixe wrote
How many in 1.21 jizzabytes?
Inviolable_Flame t1_jd05c3m wrote
Funny and smart. That is a rare combination; kudos.
I don't always drink, but when I do, I methylate my DNA. I am the most genetically dysfunctional man in the world. Stay lonely my friends.
ctesla01 t1_jd05v1p wrote
Yet to find out; mine's still buffering..
[deleted] t1_jd076xr wrote
smart ass llama
Specific_Tap7296 t1_jd07idb wrote
Careful you don't get a virus
Competitive_Coat9599 t1_jd07mpo wrote
My Uncle could handle 2TB!
[deleted] t1_jd09b6a wrote
need to upgrade to type c
not_a_droid t1_jd0e845 wrote
More proof we are destructive; or invasive
not_a_droid t1_jd0eaht wrote
Three? Look at mister brag over here
Ok_Swan_3053 t1_jd0hsn0 wrote
Depending on position it could be a data upload or down load from the hard drive. Don't forget about back door access for some data.
Ok_Swan_3053 t1_jd0idp7 wrote
The Dada could be low if it comes from a corrupted hard drive.
tree_barcc t1_jd0kx70 wrote
stolen
Arkvoodle42 t1_jd0l8rk wrote
Three hundred zillion sperm & THAT's the one that got through.
lightcon_consumed t1_jd0n5kc wrote
For some people that is the fastest data transfer they will ever see!
Queasy_Comparison_29 t1_jd0rlfi wrote
Most of the stuff are cache that you purged quickly after!
explodingtuna t1_jd0t44w wrote
Is this assuming a RAID 0 or 1 setup?
spacematic t1_jd0uv07 wrote
Even so, that's still a load of info!
Ewetootwo t1_jd0vssa wrote
Seminal humour, keep ‘em’ flowing.
lolno t1_jd0xi76 wrote
aeroglava t1_jd0yep5 wrote
Don't fret, I'm sure you'll manage.
Quinexalt t1_jd12b71 wrote
I have to be that asshole who points out that 1,000 TB is a PB so you should have said 1.5875 PB.
Zion8118 t1_jd15o1j wrote
Gagobyte
Hellefiedboy t1_jd1hyuv wrote
duglarri t1_jd1ntyw wrote
But the new sperm from LG coming out next month contains four times as much.
dickangstrom t1_jd1ouf0 wrote
And, I'm the asshole that has to chime in to say OP didn't really have to, though. They could've just as easily moved the decimal a bunch and stated it in yottabytes. There's no rule that says what SI prefix you have to use, convenient as it might be.
Xygnux t1_jd2flz0 wrote
You aren't supposed to play it for hours at a time. In fact if it is left on for more than four hours you may need to consult a technician.
Quinexalt t1_jd2jkml wrote
Would you also say 1,000 million instead of a billion?
DerpVaderXXL t1_jd2kp00 wrote
Still using a floppy drive I see. And a 3.5 inch at that.
Korchagin t1_jd2ntpe wrote
Four bases means 2 bits, not 4.
ZeldHeld t1_jd2yxe5 wrote
Wait… how do you know that?
dickangstrom t1_jd3ajay wrote
I could if I wanted to! The point is it's not wrong to do so.
Quinexalt t1_jd3f3gc wrote
It is wrong and you're all gonna burn in Hades!!!
antonio106 t1_jd40mla wrote
Type D by the sounds of this post.
loadofcobblers t1_jd44usa wrote
Fun fact: LG is the company that used to be called Lucky Goldsperm.
intheyard305 t1_jd5pexd wrote
So people are just wasting information errywhere, in toilets, bushes pillows, sock, vaginas, anuses etc. Never thought of that. Redditors are such deep thinkers🧐
[deleted] t1_jczvhar wrote
first jizz joke I've seen on this sub that's actually funny.