Submitted by joke_channel t3_124im9f in Jokes
[deleted] t1_jdzeq7d wrote
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captcraigaroo t1_jdzuvse wrote
Be honest, you want the goat
ZayreBlairdere t1_jdzwdj3 wrote
He's gonna get her goat.
captcraigaroo t1_jdzwg8h wrote
The throat goat
Strontium_frog t1_jdzxbst wrote
Nancy?
cingerix t1_je02fpw wrote
wait.... (looks at your username)
are YOU the frog from this joke??
Strontium_frog t1_je047h1 wrote
Nope, must be another frog, I never had to have anyone teach me how to give an adult happy meal.
captcraigaroo t1_je09i57 wrote
Magic frog my ass
E420CDI t1_je0aaqh wrote
If you say so
Prepare for a ribbiting experience
Strontium_frog t1_je0af0w wrote
Sadly this would require a more gender fluid amphibian than this old gen X. there are plenty more fish in the sea.
captcraigaroo t1_je0du6s wrote
Ooo gender fluid
cingerix t1_je0jggw wrote
mmmm, gender fluids
KingNosmo t1_je0ivib wrote
Crunchbird, my ass.
rascible t1_je0evx7 wrote
That's what she said..
OmenTheGod t1_je080rh wrote
Nah Dude its Not about meals my innocent friend, pussy aint a Cat in this Context its an Organ.
iam_ImpulsE t1_je09ssn wrote
r/woooosh
Strontium_frog t1_je09vq3 wrote
If it's an organ than I'm thinking wurlitzer... that's a lot of keys. In the experience of this frog there are a many keys , and every organ demands a different set of keys.
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Bijarglerargles t1_je0fuqp wrote
Heather whatsername
SeniorMuchachito t1_je0knwh wrote
❤️
[deleted] t1_je04sng wrote
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Doses-mimosas t1_je01xll wrote
Right, the joke already implies that the girl would be more inclined to let a frog get to business down there, than the man posing the same question.
UncleMalky t1_je04ust wrote
Only to help me masticate.
captcraigaroo t1_je052wt wrote
Does it expectorate? Or deglute?
Force3vo t1_je02dd5 wrote
I'd be ok with the location of the bar where gorgeous blondes go home with you minutes after getting the worst opener ever.
Lawnchair_Larry t1_jdzxpt0 wrote
I wonder if that’s how the famous Chicago restaurant got it’s name…
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_je0022q wrote
I’m not sure how to interpret that. Or if I want to know.
not4urbrains t1_je0qfyg wrote
A good goat’ll do that
GrassGriller t1_je004fh wrote
234 readings. I'm still confused.
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