Submitted by joke_channel t3_124im9f in Jokes
amerkanische_Frosch t1_jdzghrc wrote
James Bond walks into a bar and sizes up the local talent.
He sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool.
He walks up, catlike, to the bar, orders a vodka martini (shaken, not stirred!), puts his hand on the blonde's knee and says, suavely:
"Bond. JAMES Bond."
The blonde gets off the stool and kicks Bond squarely in the balls. As Bond is doubled over in pain, she administers a powerful right uppercut to his chin. Mercifully, he sinks into unconsciousness and falls to the floor.
The blonde says:
"Off. FUCK off."
Madmanmelvin t1_jdzh953 wrote
Haha. Its funny, because that's the same cadence he says his name with!
Cha-San t1_jdzpa8e wrote
Lol. Do you know what sound James Bond's doorbell makes?
Dong. Ding Dong.
Dargon34 t1_jdzqpm0 wrote
Pffft, that was better than OP's joke
Raerosk t1_jdzrgv9 wrote
Shorter. Much shorter.
Tricklash t1_jdzxmkl wrote
A. B A.
HughJamerican t1_je050u7 wrote
ABBA
littleHiawatha t1_je09dem wrote
You can dance
You can jive
yumyumgivemesome t1_jdzyajk wrote
You’re right! Except for the part about this joke being funny.
og_darcy t1_jdzojc0 wrote
Yes
[deleted] t1_jdzy6bp wrote
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amerkanische_Frosch t1_jdzybck wrote
Naaah, it actually comes from an Ed McBain « 87th Precinct » police procedural murder mystery.
lyinggrump t1_je01ufb wrote
Don't quit your day job bud
Zadok47 t1_je044ug wrote
Does he even have a day job?
TurnItOffAndBackOnXD t1_je1uq8q wrote
I love it.
bl1y t1_je0najw wrote
I really doubt James Bond would hit on Logan Roy.
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