I'm not allowed to bring Sharpies to bed any longer.
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darwin-rover t1_jcjguak wrote
Is it permanent?
synapsing_at_random t1_jck4t0c wrote
No, just magic.
NopeNopeNope2020 t1_jcmbxyn wrote
i think this went over people's heads.
c7music t1_jciz598 wrote
That was ink-redibly rude of you.
DressOne2628 t1_jcj3ofj wrote
Another One. What do a wife and a grenade have in common? They both leave you hurt when you pull off the ring.
relpmeraggy t1_jcj5n6a wrote
Well it’s a good thing you didn’t draw on glasses, or she could have seen it better.
Tomi8338 t1_jcjlwrr wrote
you may have just slept face down on her lap
griftertm t1_jckq84z wrote
Pranks like these leave an indelible mark on a relationship
NopeNopeNope2020 t1_jcmbntp wrote
Did you adjust the weather map while you were at it?
dovanius t1_jcm7blc wrote
Should've asked: "Why so serious?"
Adventurous-Sleep867 t1_jcobio2 wrote
Let’s put a smile on that face!
Traditional-Kiwi-535 t1_jcjk9my wrote
She is a narcissist
Traditional-Kiwi-535 t1_jd1rdho wrote
Was it the wife u supposedly divorced but now she is all of a sudden into u again
calvinweight t1_jcivg79 wrote
If you did she would be remarkable