This is terrible but I'm proud of it because I worked on it last night until I thought it was funny. Wow, what a great way to introduce a joke.

Submitted by wafflesareforever t3_1262tzu in Jokes

It's Animal Week on Wheel of Fortune! The contestants are a pair of horses, a pair of pigs, and a pair of little birds.

The birds play well and make it to the Bonus Round. Pat Sajak says, "All right, you've got R-S-T-N-L-E."

Birds: "Hmm... H….. M... C."

Sajak: "And a vowel."

Bird: "That's all right, he's a sparrow."

Edit: Fine, it's terrible. But my kids liked it. I mean I think they did.

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wafflesareforever OP t1_je78uxk wrote

Probably worth mentioning that this joke only makes sense when read aloud.

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DancingSarah t1_je7ahhv wrote

I don’t get it

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wafflesareforever OP t1_je7bbch wrote

Yeah it's probably a little too vague. Say sparrow out loud. Then think about what Pat Sajak was asking for.

It's supposed to be a dumb joke. Like, how dare you make me think that through when the punchline is that stupid

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Waitsfornoone t1_je7ickc wrote

Credit for trying.

As they say in show business: "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."

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wafflesareforever OP t1_je7zwgz wrote

I'm kind of embarrassed by how long my stoned ass spent perfecting this terrible joke last night.

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Buddy2269 t1_je9upw5 wrote

Stupid, sorry but Simon says "NO"

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Tok3n- t1_je7g448 wrote

No thanks. I’ve already got a sparrow on my team.

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