Submitted by MrRickSter t3_120ezh7 in Jokes
johnsolomon t1_jdgxf29 wrote
That's cruel 😔 They deserve butter
grumblyoldman t1_jdj4k8q wrote
It's the yeast they could do for them
Agaudwin t1_jdiked2 wrote
I'm sorry for asking. I am French and wonder all the time if the humor I see on this site is English or American, Where are you from?
YoRt3m t1_jdimesj wrote
Why are these the only 2 options?
DMReckless t1_jdiq0wh wrote
The French are not fond of and do not like to contemplate German humor.
Litmus44 t1_jdiqkvh wrote
The Germans have humour??? Are you sure??
Stealfur t1_jdiyost wrote
Da, of course! For instance. Dis you ever hear de one about the two men und the bear?
>!the men, who were taught to always respect nature, said to the bear, "No, thank you. We would like you to leave now. The bear, being a wild animal, did not care about their respectful request and mauled them to death!!<
Haha, silly men. This is not how you deal with a bear!
Editors note >! I'm not actually German and have no idea if this is funny or offensive. If someone I'd offended, let me know, and I'll delete it.!<
johnsolomon t1_jdizzxw wrote
Nope it made me laugh
Tromboneguy_65 t1_jdk0w32 wrote
No offense taken, but the word is Ja
Tromboneguy_65 t1_jdk0wvh wrote
Da is Russian
Stealfur t1_jdk7l0l wrote
Ah Scheisse
Matiaan t1_jdioj7u wrote
Because these are the only 2 countries that make English movies
kevster013 t1_jdkaxkv wrote
The Australian movie industry is offended by this remark. 😊
KnightRho t1_jdkyaz2 wrote
Canada too. Hollywood North for a reason y'know.
Zealousideal_Tea3509 t1_jdiriow wrote
It's punny to anyone who speaks English as a home language.
Agaudwin t1_jdiskug wrote
>I get some of them, punk....Sorry, I meant puns. My first attempt to be witty in English.
StableSweaty9693 t1_jdjl17m wrote
Keep it up. You're doing great!
Agaudwin t1_jdjnkqg wrote
Thanks, but I better hurry to keep it up. I'm 78yo. I was an average bilingual for the first 39 in Quebec and spoke, write, and thought exclusively in English for the other 39 in Ontario. I have lost my French and still didn't get the genius of the English language. I'll probably go to hell in the French section, where I'll be 'devilled" for eternity to have let them down. I got this last quoted one from thesaurus.com, from which I will live until the end.
IM_Probulos t1_jdjka08 wrote
The English don't have a sense of humor. That answers the question.
Agaudwin t1_jdjkodb wrote
They must have lost it; they used to have it in Monthy Python
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jdsge5i wrote
Monty Python?
IM_Probulos t1_jdsr9ey wrote
Of course. Big fan of Jimmy Carr.
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