Submitted by MrRickSter t3_120ezh7 in Jokes
RAMBOxBAGGINS t1_jdipyte wrote
Reply to comment by Famous-A in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
And probably have a yeast infection
Dyno8man t1_jdjfho7 wrote
the yeast you could have done is word play, but no
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdjxgkt wrote
Your expectations are way too rye
Dyno8man t1_jdjyaa6 wrote
just wheat a bit, give it thyme
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdjz3nq wrote
I'm giving you two flours, make it snappy
Dyno8man t1_jdk1o2a wrote
this one's a bit of a stretch, but don't be sour, dough boy
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdk1zfm wrote
I'm a lady, and I'm not sour, you're the one who seems like you're in grain.
Dyno8man t1_jdk2hit wrote
I yield. No pain, no grain, and I have felt the pain
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdk2q3k wrote
I can hear the wheating through the screen
Head_Meat1857 t1_jdlmdoc wrote
Okay these puns are getting a bit stale.
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdlmh6c wrote
They're fresh, they came from Subway, EAT FRESH, THANK YOU FOR READING THIS LOVELY SPONSORED COMMENT
Head_Meat1857 t1_jdlmzsp wrote
But have you seen these puns? *pulls out the punpernickel
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdln1o4 wrote
You went this whole wheat just for that?
Head_Meat1857 t1_jdlnxj1 wrote
No I have plenty more, but keep it a secret. I'll cut you a slice just be naanchalant.
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdlor3j wrote
Oh, grain, I'm being baguetted with.
Head_Meat1857 t1_jdlpmzb wrote
Of course not, I would never do that, I have no knead to. Aldough I do hear bad eggs are on the rise.
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdlprty wrote
You were kidding, then? That's good. I don't like to be bageled with, y'know?
Head_Meat1857 t1_jdlqyzg wrote
Bageling has muffin to do with it, crust me on that.
digital_pocket_watch t1_jdlr0q9 wrote
I felt bageled with, but I trust you're not rying.
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