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Dyno8man t1_jdjfho7 wrote

Reply to comment by RAMBOxBAGGINS in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter

the yeast you could have done is word play, but no

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digital_pocket_watch t1_jdjxgkt wrote

Your expectations are way too rye

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Dyno8man t1_jdjyaa6 wrote

just wheat a bit, give it thyme

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digital_pocket_watch t1_jdjz3nq wrote

I'm giving you two flours, make it snappy

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Dyno8man t1_jdk1o2a wrote

this one's a bit of a stretch, but don't be sour, dough boy

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digital_pocket_watch t1_jdk1zfm wrote

I'm a lady, and I'm not sour, you're the one who seems like you're in grain.

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Dyno8man t1_jdk2hit wrote

I yield. No pain, no grain, and I have felt the pain

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digital_pocket_watch t1_jdk2q3k wrote

I can hear the wheating through the screen

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Head_Meat1857 t1_jdlmdoc wrote

Okay these puns are getting a bit stale.

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digital_pocket_watch t1_jdlmh6c wrote

They're fresh, they came from Subway, EAT FRESH, THANK YOU FOR READING THIS LOVELY SPONSORED COMMENT

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Head_Meat1857 t1_jdlmzsp wrote

But have you seen these puns? *pulls out the punpernickel

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digital_pocket_watch t1_jdln1o4 wrote

You went this whole wheat just for that?

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Head_Meat1857 t1_jdlnxj1 wrote

No I have plenty more, but keep it a secret. I'll cut you a slice just be naanchalant.

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digital_pocket_watch t1_jdlor3j wrote

Oh, grain, I'm being baguetted with.

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Head_Meat1857 t1_jdlpmzb wrote

Of course not, I would never do that, I have no knead to. Aldough I do hear bad eggs are on the rise.

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