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amerkanische_Frosch t1_jdgxy9n wrote

I tripped and fell right into the display case at my French bakery!

Now I’m in a world of pain!

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TsantsaS t1_jdgz065 wrote

I expect they were just loafing around.

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safetyguy1997 t1_jdh7oio wrote

It's very unusual for them to breed in captivity, but these ones rose to the occasion.

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CIMMGW2 t1_jdh9taq wrote

Those French baguettes are a real "pain" to catch!

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wdaloz t1_jdhc3f5 wrote

I always worry about sourdough. The yeast gets reus3d and reused for generations an eventually they all wind up inbread

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sherriffflood t1_jdhfjut wrote

I was at the zoo the other day and saw a monkey sucking it’s own cock with a finger up it’s ass. ‘I wish I could do that!’ I remarked. ‘Give it some peanuts and it will let you’ said the attendant

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E420CDI t1_jdhkoga wrote

They were feeling a little sour, doh.

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Own_Junket_9368 t1_jdhyj1m wrote

Crossing the line to change it to a baguette and a donut? I don't know how two baguettes would procreate. <smh> took it too far.

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Chrislebrand t1_jdi6h2k wrote

I thought it was a part of the new pain deux exhibit

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IneedaWIPE t1_jdig7a8 wrote

I made bread many times with my grandma. Eating a bite after it would rise was a special treat for me. It was so intoxicating. One time we made a sourdough with dill. That was the first time I had a dill dough.

Been telling my kids this story for years. But I feel it's lacking, so pls try to improve it. I love a good shaggy dog. The longer the better

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Stealfur t1_jdiyost wrote

Replying to Litmus44 (#2,339,465)

Da, of course! For instance. Dis you ever hear de one about the two men und the bear?

>!the men, who were taught to always respect nature, said to the bear, "No, thank you. We would like you to leave now. The bear, being a wild animal, did not care about their respectful request and mauled them to death!!<

Haha, silly men. This is not how you deal with a bear!

Editors note >! I'm not actually German and have no idea if this is funny or offensive. If someone I'd offended, let me know, and I'll delete it.!<

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Green-Dragon-14 t1_jdj18pn wrote

Took my son to the zoo today. There was only one dog there. It was a Shih Tzu

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bardbelle t1_jdj5mti wrote

Readers—-Take your bad jokes and baguette!

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Adventurous-Cook7789 t1_jdj8x8k wrote

Dont make à meal out of it, it was a simple joke with no filler....just butter

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Southernmanny t1_jdjbvxn wrote

I went to a zoo yesterday it had one dog. It was a shih tzu

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NDodma01 t1_jdjh1hk wrote

I once saw a dog that was in bread.

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AcousticBob t1_jdjkil8 wrote

She was bred in Old Kentucky, but she's only a crumb around here!

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Agaudwin t1_jdjnkqg wrote

Replying to StableSweaty9693 (#2,342,741)

Thanks, but I better hurry to keep it up. I'm 78yo. I was an average bilingual for the first 39 in Quebec and spoke, write, and thought exclusively in English for the other 39 in Ontario. I have lost my French and still didn't get the genius of the English language. I'll probably go to hell in the French section, where I'll be 'devilled" for eternity to have let them down. I got this last quoted one from thesaurus.com, from which I will live until the end.

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Jpyzik68 t1_jdjtd4b wrote

I went to a “zoo” I saw on Craigslist, got there and it was a single cage with a little dog. That was a shitzoo

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boisterile t1_jdk28xq wrote

I went to the zoo the other day. It was terrible, they only had one animal. It was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

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ohbyerly t1_jdkfaqu wrote

Ugh. It’s not sustainable, there’s no way they would survive out in the wild after. I’m sorry, it just really gets a rise out of me.

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