Submitted by atomicpete t3_126kdi7 in Jokes
When it is 12 inches long
Comments
sabboom t1_je9rwka wrote
Updoot or to not updoot. Oh, why the hell not.
flodge123 t1_je9pok2 wrote
When you are riding a manual motorcycle.
regrettablyold t1_je9ry4h wrote
That joke was probably written in long hand.
ReceptionDry2755 t1_je9jpg3 wrote
A hand is four inches. It's the measure used for horses. Apparently they didn't have a tape measure that day.
RealArgonwolf t1_jecxl3t wrote
No, a hand is for picking stuff up.
PopeyeTheGambler t1_je9fl7g wrote
My dick is less than 12 inches long but it smells like a foot 🦶
2free2Believe t1_jeaa46u wrote
I know someone gonna make joke about dicks now lol
shirk-work t1_je9f9vq wrote
Dad's everywhere rejoiced.