Submitted by TerribleSuggestion83 t3_11z93oz in Jokes
My client is an innocent man".
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rogu1030 t1_jdbh3hw wrote
The officer took a minute to digest this.
ehgtrhtrge t1_jdbhlz4 wrote
I feel like this joke could be good with more set up.
TerribleSuggestion83 OP t1_jdbhqqc wrote
It would be hard to digest then.
[deleted] t1_jdcr0vs wrote
you spelled ketchup wrong
HumanMycologist5795 t1_jdbisq2 wrote
And the client had a Reader's Digest ....
RoddytheRowdyPiper t1_jdbm5r4 wrote
That'd be tough to swallow
sharksnut t1_jdbsk5u wrote
"Packer, there was only seven Democrats in the entire county... and you ate five of 'em!"
regrettablyold t1_jdcqsq3 wrote
Is a man-eater who binges and purges cannibulemic?
ChivalrousRisotto t1_jde6njd wrote
"If you are what you eat, your honor, then my client is your wife."
Saikoro4 t1_jdgksl0 wrote
You saw a meme and thought it'd be a good idea to take the caption to get some internet points?
BlackOpsBootlegger t1_jdbvpd5 wrote
Why are you acting like you made this?
courierkiller23 t1_jdbwk75 wrote
That is what people on r/jokes do
BlackOpsBootlegger t1_jdbyw6v wrote
Yeah but it's already a social media joke but just better. That's different to just posting it after hearing it irl
posthuman04 t1_jddaedw wrote
Is it though?
Anymake35 t1_jdbgmnd wrote
Officer: ...uh sir I stopped you for speeding