Submitted by TerribleSuggestion83 t3_11z93oz in Jokes
My client is an innocent man".
Submitted by TerribleSuggestion83 t3_11z93oz in Jokes
My client is an innocent man".
The officer took a minute to digest this.
I feel like this joke could be good with more set up.
It would be hard to digest then.
you spelled ketchup wrong
And the client had a Reader's Digest ....
That'd be tough to swallow
"Packer, there was only seven Democrats in the entire county... and you ate five of 'em!"
Is a man-eater who binges and purges cannibulemic?
"If you are what you eat, your honor, then my client is your wife."
You saw a meme and thought it'd be a good idea to take the caption to get some internet points?
Why are you acting like you made this?
That is what people on r/jokes do
Yeah but it's already a social media joke but just better. That's different to just posting it after hearing it irl
Is it though?
Anymake35 t1_jdbgmnd wrote
Officer: ...uh sir I stopped you for speeding