Submitted by TerribleSuggestion83 t3_11z93oz in Jokes
My client is an innocent man".
Submitted by TerribleSuggestion83 t3_11z93oz in Jokes
My client is an innocent man".
The officer took a minute to digest this.
I feel like this joke could be good with more set up.
It would be hard to digest then.
And the client had a Reader's Digest ....
That'd be tough to swallow
"Packer, there was only seven Democrats in the entire county... and you ate five of 'em!"
Why are you acting like you made this?
That is what people on r/jokes do
Yeah but it's already a social media joke but just better. That's different to just posting it after hearing it irl
Is a man-eater who binges and purges cannibulemic?
you spelled ketchup wrong
Is it though?
"If you are what you eat, your honor, then my client is your wife."
You saw a meme and thought it'd be a good idea to take the caption to get some internet points?
Anymake35 t1_jdbgmnd wrote
Officer: ...uh sir I stopped you for speeding