So I told her "well I won the Leslie Neilsen award at school."

"What's that?" she said

"It's a big building with kids in it"

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DerRaumdenker t1_iuhqp9u wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:57 PM

Surely you are joking

ATC_av8er t1_iuhqvc0 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:58 PM

But I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Make_the_music_stop t1_iuhy3r5 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 1:56 PM

Siri kept on calling me Shirley today. I was beginning to get annoyed about it but then I realised I'd left my phone in Airplane mode.

bowserwasthegoodguy t1_iui29q5 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:26 PM

Ok Shirley but my name's not Don.

Severe-Flower2344 t1_iuin79g wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:49 PM

Oh, hi Don.

beyonddisbelief t1_iujwvlm wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:59 PM

Why do you keep asking if I’m Sirius? Of course I’m Sirius! I’m always Sirius!

DanteWT t1_iuijf3o wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:24 PM

That's what she said

alekhya-6174 t1_iujnnof wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:53 PM

Mr Feynman

Waitsfornoone t1_iuhrkmt wrote on October 31, 2022 at 1:04 PM

No, I'm thinking about baseball.

TokerSmurf t1_iuhz6qg wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:04 PM

needs a "... but that's not important right now"

pedro_pascal_123 t1_iujezyn wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:54 PM

But that's not important right now...to the joke...

pee_diddy t1_iukbltl wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:56 PM

It is. And stop calling me But

enirgin t1_iuisy3m wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:27 PM

But that's not important now.

thereaverofdarkness t1_iuiwfej wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:50 PM

but that's not important right now.

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RecalcitrantHuman t1_iujjrht wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:26 PM

But that’s not important right now

Edit: Should have read all the comments first. Doh.

SPICYPOTATO6969 t1_iuihfio wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:11 PM

Airplane mode

Hostillian t1_iuidyn2 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 3:47 PM

Well, my wife has such a nice beaver; so that's hardly achieving nothing.

ryusoma t1_iuitm8o wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:31 PM

Did she get it stuffed recently?

The_Osta t1_iuiyntw wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:04 PM

I can't believe I just got that joke. Didn't think it was a joke, because I was a kid when I first saw it.

michaeldoria t1_iuk411h wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:56 PM

Please tell me you didn’t say “Striker, Striker” and then punch her in the face?!

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Gullible-Life-9329 t1_iuj3ra8 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:38 PM

Are we talking about the school or something else here?