What's the difference between a grocery store fly and a hardware store fly?

The grocery store fly lands on the beans and peas, and the hardware store fly lands on the nails and screws.

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MonkeyPolice t1_iu8xkzf wrote on October 29, 2022 at 2:04 PM

#313,225

I don't get it

Wank-Wank-Goodguy t1_iu91rmp wrote on October 29, 2022 at 2:36 PM

#313,990

Replying to MonkeyPolice (#313,225)

Lands on beans and urinates.

Lands on nails and fucks.

KryptCeeper t1_iu9fvvc wrote on October 29, 2022 at 4:20 PM

#316,722

Replying to Wank-Wank-Goodguy (#313,990)

Does that make it funny?

Wank-Wank-Goodguy t1_iu9m2dc wrote on October 29, 2022 at 5:03 PM

#317,931

Replying to KryptCeeper (#316,722)

No

raulmonkey t1_iu9v9a0 wrote on October 29, 2022 at 6:08 PM

#319,648

Replying to Wank-Wank-Goodguy (#317,931)

I like it though

[deleted] t1_iub7o2y wrote on October 30, 2022 at 12:07 AM

#328,359

Replying to Wank-Wank-Goodguy (#317,931)

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