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[deleted] t1_itpescd wrote

A woman’s at home while her husband is at work.

After getting out of the shower, there’s a knock at the door. Wrapped only in a towel, she answers the door to find her husbands friend with a handful of cash.

He looks her up and down, holds out the wad of cash and says “I’ll give you $500 to drop the towel.”

She thinks about it for a second, then drops the towel. He takes a good look, gives her the money and then leaves without a word.

When her husband gets home from work, she mentions his friend came around earlier.

Her husband asks “Did be pay back the $500 he owes me?”

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