A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later she wakes and asks the doctor about her baby, Doctor says you had twins a boy and a girl, your brother has named them. Oh no he is an idiot! what did he name the girl? "Denise", Oh that's not so bad says the woman, and the boy?.

Denephew.

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gaobtceb t1_iuf85lh wrote on October 30, 2022 at 9:38 PM

We’ve twins.

My wife was fine with naming our son Hunter, but she drew the line at calling our daughter Gatherer.

Rebel_Player_957 t1_iugyni0 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:53 AM

Could Forager be debated?

[deleted] t1_iufk8jy wrote on October 30, 2022 at 11:03 PM

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jhonnie2014 t1_iuf90h6 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 9:44 PM

DOCTOR: Your sister decided to change her name, too.

WOMAN: Oh no! My sister is also an idiot. What did she change her name to?

DOCTOR: D'ante

ihavetwonoses t1_iugece3 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:57 AM

Cant believe hé gave a shit name to Dababy

[deleted] t1_iuhymjy wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:00 PM

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prlugo4162 t1_iufebnt wrote on October 30, 2022 at 10:21 PM

He named them after his knees - dis-knee and dat-knee.

kk074 t1_iughp3m wrote on October 31, 2022 at 3:26 AM

Repost. But why spoiler tag?

richmondhill712 t1_iuixj3n wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:57 PM

Why is there ever a need for a spoiler tag? It causes you to click twice for a punchline, instead of once. Isn't a punch line always a spoiler? Always gets a downvote from me.

mtwstr t1_iugk3jh wrote on October 31, 2022 at 3:49 AM

It spoils the ending of the joke

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DaturaArachnid t1_iuhz54i wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:04 PM

this is the only joke ever posted to this sub that i like

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[deleted] t1_iuf78qv wrote on October 30, 2022 at 9:32 PM

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[deleted] t1_iuf7efz wrote on October 30, 2022 at 9:34 PM

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NerdOfPlay t1_iufdb4d wrote on October 30, 2022 at 10:14 PM

4 months ago

5 months ago

8 months ago

Etc

EDIT: The 2nd one was YOU 5 MONTHS AGO. You literally copied and pasted it. That's PATHETIC.

xBenno_ t1_iug0upq wrote on October 31, 2022 at 1:10 AM

Isn't every joke here copied and pasted? Saves typing it out and having a worse version.

[deleted] t1_iug7wf5 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:05 AM

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xBenno_ t1_iuga9iw wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:24 AM

Fair enough, that is a bit sad.

[deleted] t1_iufdrt6 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 10:18 PM

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NerdOfPlay t1_iufef1d wrote on October 30, 2022 at 10:22 PM

Then why are you pretending you don't get what the other comment meant about "not this again?"

Wow these internet points mean a lot to you, huh?

[deleted] t1_iufeqsx wrote on October 30, 2022 at 10:24 PM

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[deleted] t1_iufem2z wrote on October 30, 2022 at 10:24 PM

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NerdOfPlay t1_iufeouy wrote on October 30, 2022 at 10:24 PM

Oh no, please don't.