A Woman gives birth.

Submitted by Buddy2269 t3_yhqh9h in Jokes

A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later she wakes and asks the doctor about her baby, Doctor says you had twins a boy and a girl, your brother has named them. Oh no he is an idiot! what did he name the girl? "Denise", Oh that's not so bad says the woman, and the boy?.

Denephew.

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gaobtceb t1_iuf85lh wrote

We’ve twins.

My wife was fine with naming our son Hunter, but she drew the line at calling our daughter Gatherer.

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jhonnie2014 t1_iuf90h6 wrote

DOCTOR: Your sister decided to change her name, too.

WOMAN: Oh no! My sister is also an idiot. What did she change her name to?

DOCTOR: D'ante

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prlugo4162 t1_iufebnt wrote

He named them after his knees - dis-knee and dat-knee.

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ihavetwonoses t1_iugece3 wrote

Cant believe hé gave a shit name to Dababy

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kk074 t1_iughp3m wrote

Repost. But why spoiler tag?

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DaturaArachnid t1_iuhz54i wrote

this is the only joke ever posted to this sub that i like

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richmondhill712 t1_iuixj3n wrote

Replying to kk074 (#369,319)

Why is there ever a need for a spoiler tag? It causes you to click twice for a punchline, instead of once. Isn't a punch line always a spoiler? Always gets a downvote from me.

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