Your girlfriend never returns your calls.

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ZeroZeta_ t1_iu96vbt wrote on October 29, 2022 at 3:14 PM

#314,947

I don't know, there's the late night drives picking her up on the highway and dropping her off at home or the graveyard.

[deleted] t1_iu97852 wrote on October 29, 2022 at 3:17 PM

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[deleted] t1_iu9p5i2 wrote on October 29, 2022 at 5:25 PM

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raulmonkey t1_iu9rpih wrote on October 29, 2022 at 5:43 PM

#319,043

It's not funny, I used to be a necrophilliac......until some rotten cunt split on me

raulmonkey t1_iu9ruk7 wrote on October 29, 2022 at 5:44 PM

#319,063

Nothing better than getting home after a long day and cracking open a cold one with the homies.

raulmonkey t1_iu9rzgw wrote on October 29, 2022 at 5:45 PM

#319,087

I used to be into bdsm bestiary necrophillia ....but I was just flogging a dead horse.

gilfromisrael t1_iuae9qg wrote on October 29, 2022 at 8:24 PM

#322,877

Hello from the other side

GodzeallA t1_iuc3zfl wrote on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 AM

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Having to wait until your mother dies

[deleted] t1_iuccfzs wrote on October 30, 2022 at 6:41 AM

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