A woman travels to Italy for a work conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.

“Thank you honey,” she says, “Is there anything I can bring back for you?”

He laughs and says, “How about an Italian girl!”

When the conference is over, he meets her up at the airport and asks, “So how was the trip?”

“Very good,” she replies.

“And what about the present you were going to bring me?”

“Which present?” she asks.

“The one I asked for - an Italian girl!”

“Oh right, well I did what I could. We’ll just have to wait 9 months to see if it’s a girl.”