Submitted by KarmicComic12334 t3_ydzq0q in Jokes
1983Targa911 t1_itvooj9 wrote
Reply to comment by Vohn_Jogel64 in 3 spies an brit, a russian, and an italian are captured. by KarmicComic12334
If he had two watermelons under each arm, wouldn’t he have four watermelons?
sovamind t1_itvqsk8 wrote
As written... yes.
Probably meant to be written, "carrying two watermelons, one under each arm, ..."
BenjaminHamnett t1_itw4m55 wrote
Hard to explain without hands
Terboh t1_itvwgfz wrote
RAW the Italian has 4 watermelons, but RAI it's 2
DahakUK t1_itw39e3 wrote
But do they count as improvised weaponry, or does carrying them mean he's unarmed?
Smileyface8156 t1_itvznl5 wrote
I understood that reference!
The_mango55 t1_itw7mcx wrote
Has Crawford tweeted about how many watermelons there are?
the_gubernaculum t1_itw1xmt wrote
The mental image of a man carrying 4 watermelons under his arms, struggling, is just so simply hilarious.
1983Targa911 t1_itx6vxl wrote
Right? :-D
pedro_pascal_123 t1_itw3ag2 wrote
Nowhere does it say that the two watermelons he set down were from different hands... he could have freed one hand only... It takes only one hand to 🤌
Aggradocious t1_itw4qih wrote
But it says "throws up his hands"
Bike_Chain_96 t1_itw73l8 wrote
Maybe he threw a watermelon with each hand when he did that
Crimsoner t1_itwbd78 wrote
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