Submitted by Ventos19558 t3_yd333s in Jokes
The cucumber says, "my life sucks. I get left in the garden until I'm huge. Then cut into pieces and put in a salad."
The pickle says, "That's nothing! I get to sit in a jar with vinegar till I get swollen. Then I get eaten."
The penis laughs and says, " When I get huge, they throw a bag over my head and shove me into a dark wet place and bang my head against a wall till I throw up and pass out!"
It wasnt a pickle when it experienced that but it still remembers
Instead of “I get to,” change it to “I have to.”
Replace cucumber with hammer.
Not funny dident laugh
There are vegetables other than cucumbers that get pickled.
Banana feels left out
And they taste different, but still taste good.
The pickle isn't a pickle originally, it describes what it has to do to become a pickle.
Unless specified, a pickle is a pickled cucumber
English your second language?
The banana is too mutated and cloned to speak, probably too busy dying in the corner
Or just change pickle to gherkin. Lol
Dude I’ve been gherkin it all day.
I'm gonna pickle a pickle just to prove you wrong. Capitalism is NOT the fuel for innovation, it's SPITE!
Just change " I get to sit in a jar" to " I was put in a jar" then it works.
You can pickle anything! It's like double fried chicken
“Wait… there’s a wall?”
🤔😳…🤣
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That's one of the most laughable opinions ever stated. You must be from a low-IQ region of the Midwestern U.S.
Yeah bc when you order a burger with pickles they say "what kind?" Dumbass
frstyle34 t1_itpoh9f wrote
Tell the pickle and cucumber they’re related. Incest ensues