A water park hired her to sit in a wading pool and start flapping her thighs together to make waves.
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mfrench105 t1_itnxj5n wrote
Her farts violate Global Warming policies in 35 countries
pugups t1_itnzqzh wrote
She has six area codes in her phone number.
Iceologer_gang t1_ito0gc1 wrote
I went caving and now I’m your father.
Due-Influence6227 t1_itnvqzy wrote
When she wears yellow people yell: taxi!
Iceologer_gang t1_ito09lr wrote
Actually they yell: bus!
Due-Influence6227 t1_itnvs8k wrote
Every picture is an aerial view.
Due-Influence6227 t1_itnvuay wrote
She needs a boomerang to put on her belt.
UnderwhelmingAF t1_ito74yc wrote
When she gets in the ocean, The Philippines disappear.
mackmackenzie t1_itpi8zy wrote
She uses diet soap.
Due-Influence6227 t1_itnvo91 wrote
She wore high heels, and struck oil.
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Unreasonable_Hedger t1_itrxp0b wrote
You need to roll here in flour to find the wet spot
Nemboss t1_itse0dg wrote
When she passes in front of the TV, you miss all three LotR movies.
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TheJacksquatch1992 t1_itorzzu wrote
She only knows 3 letters of the alphabet - K, F, C.