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yo mama so fat they called her Hitler at the strip club because of all the damage she did to the Poles

Yo mama is so old she has a separte entrance for black dick.

Your mama is so ugly, her blowjobs count as anal.

Yo mama so fat，Thnos had to clap.

Yo momma so fat, I was driving and had to swerve to avoid hitting her and I ran out of gas.

Your mums so fat she uses the equator as a belt.

Your mum is so fat that when she wanted a tummy tuck, the surgeon booked her in for 50 appointments.

That she has more skidmarks then a race track

Yo mama is fat back in school she sat next to everybody.

Yo momma so cross eyed she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels

She makes a beeping sound when walks backwards.

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Yo momma so fat she hula hoops with Saturn's rings

She must be American.