Submitted by Crypto-Spazz t3_yi05zy in Jokes
She can only play seek.
Comments
CalcicYoung12 t1_iugmtmh wrote
Yo mama is so old she has a separte entrance for black dick.
FuckYou690 t1_iugnkdq wrote
Holy fuck this is amazing.
marycartlizer t1_iugt8s6 wrote
That's not that old, necessarily.
marycartlizer t1_iugt9ux wrote
Which is a sad thing to have to say.
HardPour_Cornography t1_iugx005 wrote
She makes a beeping sound when walks backwards.
Independent_Roof_607 t1_iuh9htv wrote
Yo momma so fat she hula hoops with Saturn's rings
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Jose_Zueco t1_iuhl0xp wrote
She must be American.
A_RandomPerson_5647 t1_iuhmr4a wrote
GrabMyDoorknob t1_iuhok41 wrote
Yo momma so fat, I was driving and had to swerve to avoid hitting her and I ran out of gas.
11thFloorRoof t1_iui5obv wrote
Your mums so fat she uses the equator as a belt.
Your mum is so fat that when she wanted a tummy tuck, the surgeon booked her in for 50 appointments.
Visible_Present479 t1_iui7sig wrote
That she has more skidmarks then a race track
Funnymaninpain t1_iuittqe wrote
Yo mama is fat back in school she sat next to everybody.
MidnightPeeper22 t1_iuitxew wrote
As a jew, you made me cry in 2 ways.
mostlyvodka t1_iujbexp wrote
Your mama is so ugly, her blowjobs count as anal.
zmiller488 t1_iujzqh3 wrote
Yo momma so cross eyed she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels
de4o_sd t1_iuglx4u wrote
Yo mama so fat，Thnos had to clap.