Submitted by duke_of_germany_5 t3_yfbmxs in Jokes
MiniSoda
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Grawarshenwickgas t1_iu2tvjb wrote
Wow please delete that joke before I have to PENNSYLVANIA.
Dry-Area-2027 t1_iu2w2i4 wrote
It's called pop in minnesota.
ChaseShiny t1_iu2x8eg wrote
If she does, what'll DELAWARE?
ChaseShiny t1_iu2xe48 wrote
It is? Could you tell me more about pop culture?
Henri_Dupont t1_iu2ylua wrote
JUNEAU, my sister married this random guy - did she GNOME before they eloped?
I dunno, ALASKA.
Henri_Dupont t1_iu2yt60 wrote
Only a few veterinary dentists can work on elephants, and all of them live in Alabama, because in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
Dry-Area-2027 t1_iu30tux wrote
It's rotten and degenerated.
cookerg t1_iu31p1d wrote
If only Idaho...
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moronomer t1_iu34dii wrote
But Wyoming has the smallest pop.
WeHaveNoNeed t1_iu3lyo4 wrote
It's okay, she's WASHINGTONs.
Bulky-Hyena-360 t1_iu3mpm2 wrote
I knew the answer before I even looked at this post fully. You fiend.
Darkrift1016 t1_iu44xe8 wrote
Minnisota?
duke_of_germany_5 OP t1_iu45aob wrote
ChaseShiny t1_iu4g5z9 wrote
I'd hoe in the morning, I'd hoe in the evening, I'd hoe all over this land...
They kept singing, and from there it all went SOUTH, CAROLINA
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super__literal t1_iu50jiz wrote
Gotta drink it fresh
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TakingAMindwalk t1_iu5y205 wrote
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop but he got burned out on Pepsi.
ChaseShiny t1_iu6tuy7 wrote
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BionicHilbert t1_iu2qs60 wrote
MISSOURI asked me to borrow MISSISSIPPIS’s NEW JERSEY.
I said ’I do not know - ALASKA’.