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Woo, slow down there!

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Horse jokes?

I was absolutely devastated when my horse died. I had a lot of money riding on that race.

I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model of a horse for my birthday next month.
I've just found a big piece of it hidden in her bedside drawer.

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You hear about the lady that went to the er to have the toy horses removed from her anus?

Don't worry, the doctor says she's stable.

The neighs have it. The motion fails

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Neigh chance

Y'all need to rein in this line of jokes.

Horse play