Submitted by cactusjackcactus t3_yg1x3x in Jokes
No Dad, have you seen my dad glasses?
Submitted by cactusjackcactus t3_yg1x3x in Jokes
No Dad, have you seen my dad glasses?
Family therapy?
i love therapy. especially familytherapy.
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But why did you turn yourself into a pickle?
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I see what you did there (with corrective lenses of course).
May we contact you about this post?
Gotta admit it took me a minute for the solution of this case to occur to me.
Very subtle
It wasn't really spectacular, but more of a spectacle.
Well well well how the turntables..
Son... Your a man now.
You’re a man of your yore.
r/sonjokes
Are dad glasses like beer glasses?
No, that's how you BECOME a dad...
r/dadjokes
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Shit!!!!
And so the student becomes the master...
Shouldn’t it be the other way round?
Yeah I like that better. Here let me rewrite it.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?
Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
So I know it's supposed to be a pun, but wouldn't "dad glasses" be like, bifocals or a pair of reading glasses?
"I have taught you well."
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Tee hee hee! 😆
Hey son, have you seen my sunglasses?
I didn’t realise you had another child.
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The father has lost his sunglasses, so he asks his son if he has seen them.
The son hasn't, but decides to make a funny to lighten the mood, saying, "no, but have you seen my dad glasses?"
Son sounds like Sun.
"Son" glasses, get it?
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Happy to help :D
It centers around one of the oldest dad jokes out there, the one that almost all dads revere and aspire to tell.
"Daaaaad, can you make me a sandwich? I'm hungry!"
"Hi, Hungry.... I'M DAD!
collapses and dies happy
The age old practice of Dad pretending your self-dectriptive verbs are your name (and that he is, in fact, Dad) has helped pave the way for modern Dad Humour.
Here, Son is phonetically the same as sun. The joke is that Dad refers to his glasses with "son-/sun-" while Son refers to his own glasses with "dad."
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Waitsfornoone t1_iu6owhu wrote
Have you two considered group therapy?