Submitted by IWindsOfMidgets t3_yia2e2 in Jokes
Gf: “You’re too childish, this isn’t working and it’s over”
Me: “Sorry, this isn’t working and it’s what? Over“
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Fishman23 t1_iui7ghl wrote
What’s your vector, Victor?
Relevant-Half610 t1_iuifmc6 wrote
Huh? Roger, Roger!
The_Wettest_Noodle t1_iuigruc wrote
Tower's radio clearance, over!
That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Relevant-Half610 t1_iuigw4q wrote
We have clearance, Clarence
happycamper7890 t1_iuioj0b wrote
Do you like Gladiator movies?
Relevant-Half610 t1_iuioxon wrote
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
SatnWorshp t1_iuiq09i wrote
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Relevant-Half610 t1_iuiqcjn wrote
Do you ever hang around gymnasiums?
ronin668 t1_iujh4ug wrote
Surely, you can't be serious
Relevant-Half610 t1_iujk1i4 wrote
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Aramor42 t1_iuk7k76 wrote
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
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happycamper7890 t1_iuis973 wrote
Get me Hamm on 5; hold the Mayo
cirroc0 t1_iuj69r6 wrote
Uh oh! Blast them!
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Dizzymama107 t1_iujf7de wrote
10-4, over.
vsgirish t1_iuiu2fp wrote
“It’s what Brian!?”
KingGamerlol t1_iujq3wa wrote
OVER!
BigMax t1_iujtkh4 wrote
obad-hi t1_iuixq5c wrote
“My husband’s gone crazy and he’s trying to kill us, over.”
“Well thank god that’s over.” Click.
QuandaleDingle50 t1_iuka7tr wrote
That's what? Over.
idiodic-genious t1_iuikjie wrote
She isn't the one, childish is fun.
Oo dat rhymed.
beingaliveisveryodd t1_iuivm96 wrote
Ish
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Foolt24 t1_iuiayye wrote
It's Ben, dover.
gudnthick t1_iukabc0 wrote
Say hello to his sister Eileen Dover !
Fritzo2162 t1_iujk5zw wrote
Waitsfornoone t1_iuhrnjw wrote
"Over and out."
Direct_Tea_7950 t1_iui1bp9 wrote
"over and out" is rude, because "over" means "over to you", i.e., your turn to speak, and "out" means "I'm out"
So you're saying "over to you to speak but I'm bailing anyway"
ETA: I got downvoted got this even though it is true. "Over and out" is Hollywood
amerkanische_Frosch t1_iui6njr wrote
Correct.
Source: was ham radio operator.
eyl569 t1_iuibrwa wrote
Not sure about the US, but it (or rather the equivalent) is used in military communications, in superior to subordinate mode. Basically, "I'm done giving orders for now, go do them".
anonanon1974 t1_iujippt wrote
Yes it’s that way in the US military as well.
TransQueen1976 t1_iuk93yu wrote
That is completely incorrect. In the military, you'd get smoked for saying that.
Lakers868 t1_iujk69b wrote
lol this is funny 😄
AMP121212 t1_iujrtb9 wrote
That's a quality joke
Southern_Bee_1022 t1_iuhs83f wrote
looks like you might need a new one, you can find them usually thru tinder i’ve heard
IWindsOfMidgets OP t1_iuhsazm wrote
Why would I get a walkie talkie through tinder ?
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Southern_Bee_1022 t1_iuhsdbt wrote
i was talking about the girlfriend lol🫣 it was a bad joke i suppose
IWindsOfMidgets OP t1_iuhsfva wrote
I know… I was making another joke because of my joke….
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LOUDCO-HD t1_iuibdu5 wrote
Before anyone else posts some stupid pun, you really should rethink it. Over.
MulleDK19 t1_iujx3na wrote
No wonder he's confused. She forgot to end with "out"..
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Inevitable-Zebra-566 t1_iuiyftz wrote
Deal breaker! lol
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EBD510 t1_iuj23v3 wrote
"How do you like your fried eggs? Over."
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Omega_Xero t1_iuioytc wrote
10-6, bad copy
MySecretAccount1684 t1_iujpk6r wrote
Are you Stewie Griffin?
eskimoeddie t1_iuhysaw wrote
It's over, over