A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms

Submitted by sojumaster t3_yic3y5 in Jokes

The pharmacist asks "How Many"

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I think tonight's THE night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out, and I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. So can I get 10?" The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

He leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

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Nervous_Chipmunk7002 t1_iuiv9ah wrote

There's two punchlines to that set-up, this one is the more common, but here's the better one:

He asks the pharmacist how much the condoms cost

"10$ plus tax" replies the pharmacist

"Tacks?" Cries the boy "I thought that they stayed on by themselves!"

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Levrano t1_iuhwd7e wrote

That's why yu do not talk to people when you go buy condoms

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tieutu_114 t1_iuhuufm wrote

You can never go wrong buying online.

Unless you accidentally buy 'assroted condiments' or her father is a computer

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sojumaster OP t1_iuhwlak wrote

But if you buy online, how can I try them on at the store?

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Gashnaw t1_iuj51m3 wrote

Who said you had to buy them at the store to try them on at the store?

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naivelytrust t1_iuhvqhc wrote

It is really not necessary for this joke to be postd every day though.

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Troll_in_the_Knoll t1_iuj7m8j wrote

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms and asks the pharmacist "Are these condoms guaranteed?".

The pharmacist says "Yes the are".

The young man then asked "what happens if one of them breaks?"

The pharmacist says "then the guarantee runs out"

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JohnMcDreck t1_iuk2byh wrote

The was a story in the news about reused condoms in Vietnam.

Imagine turning up at the dinner table with some of these.

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