Submitted by SWAG_MESSIAH t3_yelkex in Jokes
A surgeon
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DekwaDoes t1_ityt7vi wrote
Oh lord have mercy
glowmoss777 t1_itywdlw wrote
pls explain
AltaicRaider t1_ityzp0l wrote
Oooh r/TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted] t1_itz0ytw wrote
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JDioon t1_itz1hsj wrote
Took me a while too, but probably because Italians use their hands while talking a lot?
RentellaCuh t1_itzldrg wrote
The scalpel just slashes every organ
[deleted] t1_itzs53u wrote
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Big-End-9824 t1_iu0twos wrote
Working in a funeral home.
jxx37 t1_iu291v8 wrote
Worse for the surgeon or patient I wonder?
Commercial-Ad-1464 t1_iu37cp7 wrote
How the joker really got his scars
HashtagTSwagg t1_itynsni wrote
Oh.
^(... oh no. )