A: Knocking on the lid of his coffin.
Hee hee!
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fez229 t1_iu0p3tt wrote
Should definitely be in the dad joke sub
Big-End-9824 t1_iu0r5je wrote
I didn’t know there was a dad joke sub
fez229 t1_iu0s4ev wrote
/r/dadjokes i think
anon-mally t1_iu1mfha wrote
Spotted a dad ☝️
fez229 t1_iu1o4gg wrote
Yup. Dad jokes are me living vicariously
sneakypeek123 t1_iu0e1rp wrote
More drugs
wwplkyih t1_iu19qi1 wrote
Conrad Murray killed the radio star.
DBY2016 t1_iu09yrg wrote
Anyone under 12 years old.
revtim t1_iu0ak4r wrote
No, I think just boys
KeySeaworthiness8466 t1_iu101tu wrote
He didn’t do it you cuck
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BanditLeo5247 t1_iu2hqbx wrote
Whether he did or didn’t, the jokes are still funny.
AdamBombKelley t1_iu1nujn wrote
>What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive today in 2022?
20 to life
Diggdador t1_iu3h4h2 wrote
Idk, but his pronouns would be he/he
Prostheta OP t1_iu3jtzp wrote
Sha/mone
revtim t1_iu0alym wrote
Probably looking like Nosferatu
sandman8223 t1_iu0d8t7 wrote
He's not dead I saw him yesterday
_emperor_sheev_ t1_iu0gfpv wrote
Ouiji boards don't count
Freedom_Addict t1_iu256b0 wrote
Ah crap that changes everything then
WallyZona t1_iu0m1i6 wrote
Time
Dramatic-Aerie-5456 t1_iu10kyx wrote
He would be beating it.
floydmulder t1_iu2r2hd wrote
About 20 years?
mineria_bc_mx t1_iu0b0vb wrote
I expectd ‟kids”
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Dribliyj_Nunez t1_iu0jj1m wrote
Ukrainian foreign legion
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Bob_Paulsen60 t1_iu0nt8o wrote
My guess is that you are not referring to the Beer Critic, Michael Jackson.
Prostheta OP t1_iu38gdj wrote
Not sure if it would work if I was.
Kat28943 t1_iu0sbk9 wrote
Making music?
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sauerbraten67 t1_iu20637 wrote
He'd be at Walmart. They had a sign in the window, boys pants half off.
TRAKRACER t1_iu26ae9 wrote
Shop at JCPenney because they have little boys pants 1/2 off
TRAKRACER t1_iu26ffr wrote
Asking Tito for a tissue
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Big-End-9824 t1_iu0jq2y wrote
Why couldn’t they fit the lid on Bob Marley coffin? It kept on jamming.