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giddycheesecake t1_iudxu9n wrote

A man goes along the street with a basket in hand. A bandit stops him and asks what's in the basket.

"Just a nickelwoot", the man replies.

"Show it", demands the bandit.

"Sorry, I can't", says the man.

There is a short fight, but the man prevails and continues his journey. Soon he encounters two bandits blocking his way.

"What's in the basket?", they ask.

"Just a nickelwoot", the man replies.

"Ok, show it to us", demand the bandits.

"Sorry, guys, I really can't", says the man.

A long fight ensues and after some desperate moves the man prevails and goes on his journey. But after a while he meets a group of 5 bandits.

"What's in the basket", they ask.

"Just a nickelwoot", the man replies.

"Show it to us", they demand.

"I really can't", says the man.

A huge fight starts off and the man manages to ward the bandits off for some time, but is overwhelmed eventually and gets killed. The bandits open the basket and there was ...

... only a nickelwoot.

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