Submitted by Carburetors_are_evil t3_ycz688 in Jokes
"What were you doing the night between November and May?"
I'll see myself out.
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Carburetors_are_evil OP t1_itp7uiq wrote
That sounds kinky but also dangerous.
TechnetiumElements t1_itpjlwy wrote
i don't get it
no_apricots t1_itpjszk wrote
If you’re in northern Finland/Sweden/Norway there’s very little daylight in the winter. Sun comes “up” at 11AM and it’s dark by 1-2pm. And it’s often so cloudy you don’t actually notice the sun for weeks at a time
TechnetiumElements t1_itpknsj wrote
ohh ok i see thanks
neutrino71 t1_itpoe7o wrote
The opposite happens in summer and you'll occasionally hear North Alaska and other Arctic regions labelled "the land if the midnight sun" Some interesting panoramic photos if your Google-fu is strong
hoosyourdaddyo t1_itpq1cm wrote
Like they don’t get sunrises
Zalapadopa t1_itpzwi2 wrote
>kinky but also dangerous.
Finnish people in a nutshell.
RoyalPredator99 t1_itq54il wrote
No you don't, it's dark
TechnetiumElements t1_itq5osh wrote
damn you got me
neoprenewedgie t1_itq8ibd wrote
It's a fine joke, but not Dad enough for the "see myself out" tag.
Carburetors_are_evil OP t1_itq9bfx wrote
But I am a dad therefore every joke I say is a dad joke!
TheAres1999 t1_itqd6ke wrote
Will they let you Finnish when you are ready?
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warmachine237 t1_itqr4dv wrote
They will, and the following morning when you wake up they say 'europe early!'
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Gomm_Jabbar t1_itqzvfq wrote
Two Finn men having a beer and conversing:
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Timo, I heard you've purchased a condo?
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Yes.
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How many rooms?
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One.
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Why so few?
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Fewer had no sense.
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cj-jk t1_itrfapm wrote
That happens in Southern Alaska also
RealisticCharacter84 t1_itrj8bb wrote
Ulos.
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CueCappa t1_itrzgsi wrote
I have darkvision
AVBforPrez t1_its0m9v wrote
Pretty good, 8/10.
Simple
Drusgar t1_itsbfsu wrote
It doesn't stay dark for 6 months, though.
I was actually in Fairbanks in June and it's pretty weird. I figured it would get kind of dark but the sun wouldn't completely go down but I woke up at 3 am in my hotel room, looked out the window and it seemed like noon.
grendel1271 t1_itseqn6 wrote
Dad-joked version All the toys went missing at Santa's workshop. What was the first question Detective Elf asked the suspects? What were you doing the night of September 21st to March 21st? I'll see myself out.
Cyclops408 t1_itsjqdd wrote
Flawless logic
Dustytoons t1_itsza2b wrote
Are you Finnish?
King_of_Quin t1_itszpia wrote
It's actually a Finn joke.
I'll join OP on the way out.
uglypaperhaver t1_itt23ff wrote
But are you quite finnish?
clowninmyhead t1_itt2qm5 wrote
I heard he is a Finnish but quite talkative one.
MaddSkittlez t1_itt6bxs wrote
But is it between November and May?
uglypaperhaver t1_itt6rpt wrote
Neither chatty norse silent matters to me...
...as long as he's finnish.
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drowned_beliefs t1_ittp9dc wrote
I was in bed with my wife the whole time.
Delicious_Bid_6572 t1_ittuzl9 wrote
Norway they'll do that
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kjoirtep t1_itvw7n3 wrote
- Timo, I heard you've purchased a condo?
- Hey Pekka, I thought we came to drink beer, not to have a conversation!
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Lazy-And-I-Love-It t1_itp6647 wrote
Join kaljaa ja leikin mun puukolla