Lady sends out invitations to a costume party. "Come dressed as an emotion!"

First guest shows up wearing a green spandex outfit with the letters "N" and "V" everywhere. "I'm green with envy!" Hostess laughs and invites him in.

Second guest shows up in a pink outfit with feathers around her private parts. "I'm tickled pink!" Hostess laughs and invites her in.

Two fellows show up, entirely in the nude. One has his dick encased in a tub of yellowish cream, the other has his dick encased in a pear sliced in two and wrapped around his member.

Hostess is outraged: "Just what the hell kind of emotions are THOSE supposed to be?"

First fellow responds: "Well, I'm fucking disgusted. And my friend here has come in despair."