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sumtang720 t1_iu8kl03 wrote

The only B word you should ever use to describe a woman is beautful.Bitches love being called beautiful.

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MoronTheBall t1_iu8ozdd wrote

They're bigger than that, they have enough on their plate.

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Forrest024 t1_iu8usmg wrote

First time I laughed out loud from this sub.

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Dashover t1_iu8yen6 wrote

You know what they say…

Build 1000 bridges, no one remembers

Screw 1 goat under a bridge, you’re a goat fkrrr for life

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Dashover t1_iu8ygxk wrote

I met her at the parade She was wearing ropes

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CyanDragon t1_iu9458u wrote

Replying to Dashover (#313,375)

"See that road out there, boy?! I made a hundred miles of road. But do they call me Mike The Road Builder?! No. See those cabinets?! I've made thousands. But do they call me Mike the Cabinet Maker?! No. No, they don't. But, if you fuck just ONE goat..."

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NerfShields t1_iu956xk wrote

This is the most 13-yr old jk I think I've seen here

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Big-End-9824 t1_iu9amgu wrote

I had beef stew with dumplings. I shouldn’t call her dumpling but she is really fat.

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AliBabaPlus40 t1_iu9baiv wrote

From the ice-age to the dole-age There is but one concern I have just discovered Some girls are bigger than others Some girls are bigger than others Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers

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The_Wettest_Noodle t1_iu9qr1v wrote

man I saw the punchline in my feed and by the time I clicked the joke the 2 seconds later it got removed. I enjoyed it lol. People are too sensitive nowadays.

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